🔥#GusPorter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!

Wembley2025 Minecraft Server

All In 2025, belt, Burn Out, Dynamite 250, Event, market, market burnout, match, Minecraft, mjf, MJF vs Ospreay, ospreay, REMATCH, Server, Show, SPOOKED, stagnating, ticket sales, Tony, wembley, Wembley2025, WIN, wrestling

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than Tony’s booking decisions? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even MJF and Ospreay couldn’t handle it. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more twists and turns than a Tony Khan storyline. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

behavior issues, boundary setting, children at weddings, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event etiquette, family drama, family dynamics, family tensions, guest list, inappropriate, Kids, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Preteen, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled kids sticking their fingers in the wedding cake before the bride and groom cut it! Our server is a safe haven from preteen predators and society menaces – we guarantee you won’t find any nipple-pinching shenanigans here!

Join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise that no one will throw a fit and throw themselves on the ground if they don’t get their way – unless, of course, it’s part of an epic Minecraft battle!

Don’t worry about your soon-to-be sister-in-law causing drama on our server. We have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow Minecrafters. And if anyone tries to bring their entitled kids to the server, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “blocky drama.”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny – no entitled kids allowed!

QuietCraft

auditory discomfort, auditory disorder, Communication Issues, hearing loss, loud behavior, loud groaning, loud grunting, loud husband, loud noises, loud slamming, loud talking, loud walking, loud yawning, marriage problems, noise levels, noise sensitivity, noise sensitivity headaches, noise sensitivity nausea, noisy habits, quiet communication, QuietCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the loud noises of real life? Look no further, because on our server, Jake is banned! That’s right, no more obnoxiously loud groans, yawns, and grunts here. Join us for a peaceful gaming experience where you can actually hear yourself think.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Jake’s loudness is actually a secret superpower, and he’s been banned from the server for fear of causing a noise-induced apocalypse. Join us and help save the world from his deafening decibels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where quiet reigns supreme. Say goodbye to headaches and nausea caused by excessive noise, and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and experience the tranquility for yourself!

BlockyBedrock Minecraft Server

act, anticipation, BlockyBedrock, Climax, Communication, Connection, DISAPPOINTING, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, less satisfying, letdown, Minecraft, misconceptions, Overrated, Pleasure, Reality, satisfaction, Server, sexual position, underwhelming

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft! We promise you’ll never be disappointed with our endless possibilities for fun and excitement.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about exploring our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Bottom” where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from block to block suspended over a pit of lava. It’s like the floor is made of hot coals, but way more fun!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of excitement and satisfaction? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful in Bedrock Bottom)!

TimeWarpCraft

Choices, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, looking back, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past memories, personal growth, re-living, Reflection, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, Self Discovery, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, Wishful thinking

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience!

Join us and travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and build your very own dino-themed kingdom. Or how about going back to the wild west and becoming a cowboy, riding horses and dueling other players in epic showdowns?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew, and plunder other players’ bases for all their loot.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of time travel and endless possibilities? Join now and make history…literally!

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	420340	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	1077
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	257
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Dragon Eggs Found:	7137

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2360
Animals Bred:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	8157
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

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