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voiceland fun crafty

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	6162	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that our voices are, like, super attractive. like, this new research found that if u got a lower-pitched male voice or a higher-pitched female voice, u gonna be rated as, like, super hot. so, like, come join us and let ur voice be the reason u slay in the game. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now and be the hottest player in town!

spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6196	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	4758

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	915	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crops Grown:	5817
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!