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Banhammered Minecraft Server

4chan, Backlash, Banhammered, banned, Brazil, BTFO, BUCKBREAKING, controversy, cultural clash, discrimination, favela, Indians, internet, marginalized communities, Minecraft, monkeys, Online Community, racism, Server, social media, south america, trolling, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	8480
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Void Gems Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	266	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2758
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Votes:	3890
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	1651	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!