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Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	116

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	77
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	5561	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magic Items Found:	5136
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!