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StateLinesMC Server

Adventure, Cross Country, crossing borders, crossing state lines, Exploring, interstate, interstate travel, Journey, long distance, new experiences, out of state, road trip, Server, state borders, state boundaries, state crossing, state hopping, state lines crossed, state to state, StateLinesMC, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	6527
Farms Harvested:	710	Star Shards Collected:	231

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

aspecto basuras, basuras, basurero, bienestar, booru, cuerpo en forma, desuarchive, Edición Smug sexy Lara, ejercicio, ejercicio físico, ENTRENAMIENTO, fit, FITNESS, hábitos saludables., hilo anterior, Minecraft, rutina de ejercicio, SALUD, Server, tema del hilo, Trash, TrashCraft, vida saludable

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only workout you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and running away from creepers! Our server is like a virtual gym for your fingers, as you click and tap your way to victory.

Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fitness challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake, or racing against other players to see who can collect the most pork chops in 60 seconds. And don’t worry, our virtual personal trainer, Smug sexy Lara, will be there to cheer you on with motivational messages like “You can do it, just one more block!”

So come on, join us on this crazy journey of pixelated fitness and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft athlete. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while crafting and exploring? Let’s get swole, Minecraft style!

AlienInvadersMCServer

alien army, alien invasion, alien invasion fiction, alien invasion plan, alien invasion plot, alien invasion scenario, alien invasion story, alien invasion strategy, alien invasion tactics, AlienInvadersMCServer, army attacks, conquer Earth, conquer humanity, earth invasion, extraterrestrial conquest, global domination, intergalactic warfare, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, leader of alien civilization, planetary domination

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of conquering the same old planets in your quest for intergalactic domination? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old Earth when you can practice your invasion tactics on our virtual world?

Join us and lead your alien army to victory as you battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Build your own alien fortress, complete with laser turrets and force fields to keep out pesky Earthlings.

But beware, the humans on our server are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of redstone contraptions and will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those puny Earthlings who’s boss! Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up a few new invasion strategies along the way.

Press2Win or Die

Button, chance, Choice, consequences, danger, decision, Die, Dilemma, fate, gambling, Life, LUCK, MILLIONAIRE, mortality, opportunity, Press2Win, Probability, REWARD, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	379162	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic development, economic diversification, economic growth, economic indicators, economic reforms, economic sanctions, emerging market, GDP growth, global economy, high-income country, industrial output, international relations, investment opportunities, military spending, Minecraft, political stability, Redstone, resource-rich economy, Roubles, russia, sanctions, Server, war-driven economy, World Bank

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!

we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.

our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.

join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

CraftyFrenchieWins2021

bbc news, controversy, CraftyFrenchieWins2021, Democracy, dirty tricks, election, election fraud, european politics, extremism, far-right party, France, French far right, French politics, Manipulation, political tactics, Politics, populist movement, right wing, Tactics, voters, Voting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

Artistic, body art, body modification, creative process, creativity, design, experienced, ink, InkCrafted, Link, needle, Permanent, personal expression, PROFESSIONAL, Self-expression, Skilled, skin art, tattoo artist, tattoo culture, tattooed community, tattoos, Unique

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Animals Bred:	91	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	9292

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Tiesto, Trailer, Uniform, Version 1.0 Pre-Release Special Program, Website, Welcome to New Eridu, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, Zone, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors. Why? Because why not! Who wouldn’t want to run around as a half-shark, half-scissor-wielding maniac?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our lore teaser and discover where the miracle began. Spoiler alert: it involves unicorns, rainbows, and a talking potato named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our special program, “Welcome to New Eridu,” where you’ll embark on a quest to find the mystical ZENLESS and save the world from a horde of evil chickens. Yes, you read that right – evil chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 to claim your free pet dragon or ZENLESSLAUNCH to unlock a secret disco party in the enchanted forest. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft server: “MichaelsSquared”

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to Double Michaels, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Double Michaels was founded by two brothers named Michael who were actually secret agents in disguise. They built this server to train new recruits in the art of Minecraft warfare. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll be recruited to join their elite spy agency and go on top-secret missions around the world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, collecting riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Defeat the chicken and claim the loot for yourself – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join Double Michaels today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

calling the police, dog theft, DoggyDilemma, emotional distress, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, German shepherd, Minecraft, pet bonding, pet care, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet protection, pet rescue, pet safety, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling relationship, trust issues

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Animals Bred:	172
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Just like how this player’s sister tried to steal their German Shepherd puppy, you can embark on epic quests to protect your virtual pets from dastardly thieves! Join us and experience the thrill of defending your pixelated companions from betrayal and treachery!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also build magnificent castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fearsome creatures like the Ender Dragon (or in this case, the Puppy Snatcher)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little family drama (hopefully not involving stolen puppies)!

Join now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a hero, a protector, and a true dog lover (virtual or otherwise)! Let’s make memories together, one block at a time!