🍆💦guardian farm 1.13 Minecraft Servers

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

answers, balancing relationships, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, difficult decisions, family obligations., Family Support, financial burden, financial stress, future aspirations, GFQuest, immigrant family, life goals, Long-term goals, marriage plans, relationship challenges, relationship struggles, support system, understanding partner, work-life balance

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?

Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!

PublicNSFWPranks Minecraft SMP

adult content, bold, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, indecent exposure, lewd behavior, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, Public, public sex, PublicNSFWPranks, risky behavior, RISQUE, scandalous, smp, taboo, Uncensored, Wild

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and embrace the madness of our community.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a bustling city square? Or maybe you dream of starting a llama racing league where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who decided to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of raw fish blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. Some say it was the work of a mischievous group of endermen, others believe it was a secret government conspiracy. The truth may never be known.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows what NSFW shenanigans you’ll get up to in public on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

T&C Nerds United

consumer rights, contracts, data collection, Data Protection, digital literacy, fine print, Information Security, informed consent, internet safety, Legal, legal rights, NERDS, online agreements, online behavior, Online Services, privacy, reading, rights and responsibilities, Terms and Conditions, United, user agreements, user experience

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night at the village square.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a pack of killer bunnies that roam the land, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride, join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic action, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic decision, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic statement, diplomatic tensions, diplomatic ties, foreign affairs, government response, international politics, international relations, Niger, NigerCraft, political response, regrets, Regrettable, Server, Ukraine

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So like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

So get this, on this server, you can ride unicorns and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, I know, it’s totally insane! And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. And get this, the key to unlocking it is by doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Flip, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, political maneuvering, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Surprise, Table, Tension, Ukraine

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lol u ever wanted to see ukraine invade russia in minecraft? well now u can on our server! join us for the most epic battle of all time as ukraine surprises putin and takes over russia in the virtual world. build tanks, launch missiles, and show putin who’s boss in this crazy alternate reality where anything can happen. join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3940
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	2153	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Awesome guardian farm 1.13 Minecraft Servers

GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

Stats November 22, 2024

PublicNSFWPranks Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NigerCraft Server: Ukraine Regrets!

Stats November 22, 2024

Putin’s Table Flip: Ukraine Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

Stats November 22, 2024

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	820681

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	New Chunks Explored:	424651
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1