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WallWars Minecraft Server

China, face the wall, globo homo, INVADING, killing, Leftists, Minecraft, Minions, nigs, Palestinans, POL, raping, russia, Server, support Palestine, trannies, WallWars, West, Zion order, Zionists

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Votes:	259
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being invaded by Palestinians and leftists in Minecraft? Join our server and align yourself with the mighty Zionists to protect your virtual homeland! We stand strong against globo homo and leftists, making us the last beacon of the West in the Minecraft world. Russia and China know their place in our new Zion order, so join us before it’s too late! Don’t let trannies and nigs take over your virtual country – join us and watch them cry as we defend our territory!

Hotter IRL Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, comparison, Confidence, Digital World, Girls, HOTTER, ILLUSION, internet, IRL, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, phenomena, physical appearance, pretty girls, Real Life, self esteem, Server, social media, social-networking, societal norms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of only seeing pixelated babes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with real-life hotties that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! From diamond armor-clad divas to redstone engineers with a killer smile, you’ll never want to log off. Join now for a chance to date the real-life Minecraft queen who will make all your blocky dreams come true!

GradPartyGTFO Minecraft Server

academic achievements, cousin jealousy, cousin rivalry, cousin’s behavior, cousin’s lies, Cum Laude vs Magna Cum Laude, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling disrespected, feeling upset, GPA comparison, GradPartyGTFO, graduation party, highlighting GPA, leaving the party, mailing back transcript, Minecraft, party sabotage, self-centered behavior, Server, transcript discovery

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who always try to steal your spotlight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where YOU are the star!

On our server, you can create your own virtual party and invite only the friends you actually like. No more annoying cousins stealing your thunder or lying about their GPA to make themselves look better. Plus, you can mail back their fake transcripts in-game for some extra satisfaction!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and show off your true intelligence without anyone trying to outshine you. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds!

SidewalkSquabbleCraft

Biking, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, debate, discussion, Etiquette, Exercise, family, judgment, Manners, opinion, Outdoor, perspective, reaction, RUN, scolding, shared path, Sidewalk, SidewalkSquabbleCraft, Walking

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane situations can turn into epic tales of heroism and villainy! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a family of villagers blocks your path, taking up the entire mine shaft. Dad on the left, kids running amok, chaos everywhere. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating treacherous paths filled with unexpected obstacles. Will you be the hero who politely asks the villagers to move aside, or will you be the rogue who charges through, causing chaos in your wake? The choice is yours!

But beware, for not everyone will see you as the hero of the story. Some may label you as the villain, the one who disrupted the peace of the village. Will you rise above the accusations and prove your worth, or will you succumb to the pressure and retreat into the shadows?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns, where every encounter is a chance to show your true colors. Are you ready to face the ultimate question: AITA (Am I The Adventurer)?

PsychoCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, cognitive psychology, Manipulation, mentalism, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, Perception, Persuasion, persuasion techniques, PsychoCraft, psychological experiments, psychological hacks, psychological illusions, psychological manipulation, psychological tactics, psychological tricks, Psychology, Server, social influence, subconscious, Trick

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	9100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only trick is trying to find diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual therapy session! Join us and discover the best psychology tricks like convincing creepers to become your friends or making villagers believe they’re actually players! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, join our server and let the mind games begin!

MineTearsCraft

Cathartic, depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, healing music, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, longing, Loss, Melancholy, MineTearsCraft, Music, music therapy, Pain, sad, songs, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to laugh so hard that you accidentally fall into a pool of lava? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the saddest and most heartbreaking song you’ll hear is the sound of a creeper exploding your house!

We have a community of players who are always ready to prank each other, build ridiculous structures, and have epic battles in the Nether. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared to have your sides hurt from laughing too much.

NavyCraft: Pinoy Pwnage Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China Coast Guard, collision at sea, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, injured, international relations, maritime incident, maritime security, military confrontation, Minecraft, naval conflict, naval defense, naval operations, naval patrol, naval vessel, navy officer, NavyCraft, Philippines, PINOY, pwnage, RAMMING, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so crazy, they make the China Coast Guard look like a bunch of noobs? One time, a navy officer from the Philippines got rammed so hard by our players that he thought he was in a whole new dimension! Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town.

PhilippinePVP: USDefender vs ChinaSea

China, ChinaSea, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomatic tension, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime dispute, military alliance, military intervention, OBLIGATION, PhilippinePVP, Philippines, regional stability, sea clash, security commitment, South China Sea, strategic partnership, territorial dispute, US, USDefender, Warning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	542
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. we got crazier battles than the US and China, like, u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and other players tryna steal ur diamonds. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss in this epic Minecraft server!

MuskVsZuckCraft

billionaires, billionaires at war, clash, Competition, controversy, Drama, facebook, feud, Fight, Forgotten, forgotten battle, Musk, MuskVsZuckCraft, News, Rivalry, silicon valley, social media, tech giants, Technology, tesla, Zuckerberg

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

So like, u know how musk and zuckerberg were like totally gonna duke it out but then they forgot cuz they were too busy playing on this EPIC minecraft server? ya, that’s right, this server is so lit that even tech giants can’t resist.

join us and u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. or maybe u’ll find a group of villagers throwing a wild party in the nether. who knows, anything can happen on this server.

oh, and did i mention that herobrine himself is a regular player here? ya, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CreeperPersonalityCraft

anorexia, Behavior, Binge Eating, bulimia, CreeperPersonalityCraft, early detection, Eating disorders, emotional stability, impulsivity, mental health, mental illness, neuroticism, personality traits, Prevention, psychiatric disorders, Psychological Factors, Psychology, research, risk factors, self-control, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, u ever wonder if ur minecraft character has, like, a personality? well, come join our server and find out! we got researchers studying the links between personality traits and eating disorders in minecraft characters. apparently, if ur character is neurotic or impulsive, they might be at risk! but don’t worry, we have therapists in-game to help them out. come join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and pixelated therapy sessions. who knew minecraft could be so deep, amirite?