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Stonehenge OJ Minecraft Server

Activists, Ancient monument, archaeology, conservation, Cultural vandalism, environmental activism, Graffiti, heritage, Historic site, Iconic stones, illegal activity, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, Neolithic period, Orange Paint, preservation, protest, Server, Spray, stone circle, stonehenge, Vandalism

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ores Mined:	5295
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we let u spray orange paint all over stonehenge!! yasss, u heard right. forget building boring houses, come vandalize ancient monuments with us. we even have oil activists causing chaos and adding to the fun. u never know what u gonna find on our server, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. trust me, u won’t be bored here. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans. let’s make minecraft history together!

CraftyCommiesNKandRU

Alliance, Attack, Breakthrough, cooperation, CraftyCommiesNKandRU, Defense, Diplomacy, international relations, Military, Mutual assistance, North Korea, Partnership, Protection, putin, Putin Russia North Korea partnership, russia, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Unity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchantments Applied:	239	Ores Mined:	8642
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, u know how putin and north korea are, like, bffs now? well, they decided to team up and make this epic minecraft server together! like, can u even imagine the craziness that’s gonna go down on this server?

if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?

and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	775138	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6154
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	80
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Animals Bred:	112
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	178	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	88203
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	166
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3458
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!