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CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	7294
New Chunks Explored:	774050	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”