gtpumps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mines Excavated:	4664	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	89	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ores Mined:	9589
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!