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TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Star Shards Collected:	153
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

StormyShanghaiCraft

China, climate change, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, environmental impact, evacuation orders, extreme weather, infrastructure damage, meteorology, natural disaster, power outages, safety precautions, seven decades, shanghai, Storm, StormyShanghaiCraft, strongest storm, typhoon, Urban planning, weather

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	8599	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
New Chunks Explored:	216242	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	1578
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate eyes, amorous stare, ardent longing, burning desire, deep longing, DesireCraft, enamored look, fervent attraction, heartfelt gaze, infatuated gaze, intense attraction, intense desire, longing gaze, loving gaze, lustful stare, Minecraft, passionate eyes, pure desire, romantic stare, seductive look, Server, smoldering eyes, yearning glance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

90s, animation, animation style, Anime, anime aesthetics, Anime design, anime evolution, anime history, Artistic, childhood memories, classic, hand drawn, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, remember, Retro, smp, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, vintage anime, What

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

100KBuilder, abundance, carpe diem, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, follow your instincts, investing, life-changing opportunity, Long-term goals, make a difference, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity knocks, secure future, Seize the Day, seize the moment, smp, Take Action, trust yourself, unexpected windfall, wealth management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4265	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Potions Brewed:	66
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3978

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, September, Server, ShahedCraft, Shaheds, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness

PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

180k, Armed Forces, Defense, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military buildup, military deployment, military expansion, military power, military strength, national security, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Russian army, security measures, SIZE, strategic planning, troop, Troop Size, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.