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Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Players Killed by Monsters:	6230
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	442443	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	6249

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	967175
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crops Grown:	9628
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!