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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8330 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 149450 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
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