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Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	131	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Mark Hamill Minecraft SMP Star

Actor, animation, career, Casting, film industry, Hamill, Hollywood, iconic, Legacy, Luke Skywalker, MARK, mark hamill, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, opportunities, pop culture, Roles, Sci Fi, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, talent, voice acting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of Mark Hamill hogging all the spotlight in movies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise zero Mark Hamill sightings, guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and absolutely no Jedi knights trying to steal the show. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave Mark Hamill in the movies where he belongs and join our SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

McCraftyBurgers

fast food, fast food chains, fast food competition, fast food culture, fast food industry, fast food marketing, fast food menu, fast food options, fast food prices, fast food quality, fast food restaurant, fast food reviews, fast food service, fast food trends, Food, McCraftyBurgers, overrated fast food, overrated restaurant, popular fast food, Restaurant, unhealthy fast food

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, Arctic waters, Beloved, environmental mystery, Espionage, found dead, Hvaldimir, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious circumstances, ocean conservation, Ocean exploration, RIP, Russian spy whale, underwater surveillance, underwater world, WhaleCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

What is the IP for DougDoug Minecraft Server?

Channel Youtube DougDoug, doug doug, DougDoug, dougdoug twitch, dougdoug twitch chat, DougDoug Youtube Channel, Minecraft, modding, Server, Skyrim, skyrim challenge, skyrim mod, skyrim speedrun, Speedrun, twitch, twitch chat, twitch chat plays

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

DougDoug is a popular YouTuber known for his unique and humorous gaming content. He gained a large following for his entertaining gameplay videos and comedic commentary. DougDoug is best known for his quirky and offbeat sense of humor, as well as his creative approach to gaming challenges. With a dedicated fanbase, DougDoug continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

OnTheGo

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	7093	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

SEASON 2 IS HERE!!!

We currently are a quite small server, modpack mostly consists of create (and expansions), origins, some client-side mods and now with standard shader support (iris and oculus. Be sure to disable or lower the shaders because they’re on ultra by default and you might run into some problems with the pre-installed shaders) you can also install craft presence so you can show your friends that you’re a proud player of our server!

84.80.108.111

Endless suffering in ‘Long term realm’ – where dreams go to die

Active, bedrock, building, collaboration, Communication, Community, Die, Discord, dreams, Endless, Events, Friendly, Fun, Government, INPUT, Long, Mature, Mature Players, multiplayer, organization, Projects, Realm, solid group, Suffering, Survival, term, Timezones, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Adults Only 20+ Minecraft Realm

Got a bedrock realm that’s been going for a few months, we have a super solid group and are almost to 40 members. We wanna take in more members as we have many members in different time zones. Super active realm, government system in place and a lot of community work and projects done. We hold events and take input from the community for future projects etc.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm?	You can join by sending a private message for the discord link.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, only adults ages 20 and above are allowed in the realm.
What kind of activities are done in the realm?	We have a government system in place, community work, projects, events, and more.
Are there specific rules for the realm?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must follow to maintain a positive environment.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime discussion, anime romance, character analysis, Chrollo, emotional depth, emotions, Hunter x Hunter, Hunter x Hunter community, Hunter x Hunter fandom, hunter x hunter theories, Hunters, love, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Pakunoda, phantom troupe, relationships, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft world where Pakunoda is head over heels for Chrollo and the whole server is buzzing with drama and romance. Join us for a chance to witness their forbidden love story unfold in pixelated glory. Will they build a house together? Will they go on cute mining dates? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might even find love yourself in the world of Minecraft!

Panzer Princesses Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, barbecue, comedy, comfort food, Competition, delicious meal, friendship, girls und panzer, grilled meat, gup, Hamburg steak, hot summer day, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Panzer, Princesses, Schoolgirls, smp, snack, sports, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
New Chunks Explored:	728734	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8026
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Hamburg steak! That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in juicy, delicious Hamburg steak. Why, you ask? Because our server is located in the mythical land of Beefington, where cows roam free and hamburgers grow on trees. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of Hamburg steak to go around.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!

CheflessLoveCraft

aita, arguments, Boyfriend, CheflessLoveCraft, cooking for himself, frozen food, lack of help, not good enough, piece of toast, refusing to cook, sandwiches, spiteful behavior, tired of cooking, waiting for food, working more hours, working remote

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you realize the lengths you would go to for some epic gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dealing with the drama of house chores!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to cook, clean, and take care of your virtual home. But don’t worry, we promise it’s way more fun than doing it in real life! Plus, you might even have to deal with a virtual boyfriend who never cooks and expects you to do all the work. Will you stand your ground and make him cook for himself, or will you give in and cook for both of you? The choice is yours!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of virtual housework and relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!