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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7367 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?