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Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	2600
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	464	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5684	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	194
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	4703
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2162

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Buildings Constructed:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

Adventure, animated, cartoon, Characters, Childhood, classic, Coconut sisters, comedy, dog, Friends, funny, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, RUH ROH, Scooby doo, Siblings, solving mysteries, Talking dog, tv show

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4371
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1804	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

What is the IP for Sheeprampage Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, sheeprampage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Sheeprampage is a talented artist and musician known for their unique blend of electronic and hip hop music. With a distinct and innovative sound, Sheeprampage has gained a dedicated following and continues to push the boundaries of their craft. Through their dynamic and engaging performances, Sheeprampage has established themselves as a rising star in the music industry.