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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a season of Real Housewives! With over 17 capeshit threads, you’ll never run out of juicy gossip to keep you entertained while you build your epic base.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last enchanted golden apple or if you want to participate in our annual “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT (use it wisely, my friend).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front” who are on a mission to free all the llamas from their oppressive owners. Will you join their cause or will you be the one trying to stop them? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky SMP!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
