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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 795 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 761 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9946 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.