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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

automated cleaning, Awful, cleaning, cleaning equipment, Coded, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum, codeless.., convenience, dust removal, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, household chores, Minecraft, Returned, robot vacuums, smart home, smp, suction power, Technology, Technology gadgets, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, Vacuums

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1895
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

DeathlyCraft

advanced illness, assisted suicide, Chronic pain, comfort care, DeathlyCraft, debilitating conditions, end of life, end-of-life decisions, end-stage disease, EUTHANASIA, incurable disease, life-threatening illness, Medical Ethics, palliative care, quality of life, suffering patients, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness, terminal prognosis, unbearable suffering, unbearable symptoms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

aging crisis, Aging population, alzheimer’s, BlockyBrains, caregiving burden, city, cognitive decline, dementia, economic crisis, Elderly, ForgetMeNot, global policy action, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare policy, high-income countries, informal caregiving, Long Term Care, long-term care planning, low-income countries, public health, social support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, EVIL GOOBY vs Security House in Minecraft!, family friendly, here’s johnny, I Built 5 DOOMSDAY BUNKERS You’d Never Find!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Star Shards Collected:	179
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With millions of followers, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. Johnny’s engaging personality and knack for creating entertaining content have garnered him a loyal fan base. His passion for all things Minecraft is evident in his videos, which cover everything from building tips to survival strategies. In addition to his YouTube channel, Johnny also streams on Twitch and interacts with fans on various social media platforms.

GearBound Season 1

ad astra, Automation, building mods, chocolate factories, Coming Soon, create mod, discord server, Earth, Economy, Forge, Gearbound SMP, Immersive Aircrafts, Immersive Engineering, modded server, Numismatics, oil empire, potato performance friendly, PvE, PvP, QoL mods, Roleplay, Simple VoiceChat, Steampunk, Survival, weapons of mass destruction, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	205663	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3370
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1

Gearbound Season 1: -About- Gearbound SMP is a modded server based around the steampunk era. As you play through the pack, you will slowly advance past the steampunk age into more modern eras. You can make your own airfield with Immersive Aircrafts, or build an oil empire, make chocolate factories, automate machines, weapons of mass destruction, and many more things. -Mods- This Pack includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Simple Voicechat, Create: Numismatics, Ad Astra, building mods, and many other mods for you, to make the perfect steampunk factory. This modpack is also optimized to be potato performance friendly and QOL mods were added to make the life easier.

-Discord- Join the discord server, make a ticket to get whitelisted and join us on our journey to exploit the earth and pollute the airways!

-Info- Version: 1.20.1 ModLoader: Forge Modpack: WORK IN PROGRESS Status: COMING SOON

Play.Shadowcraft.xyz:25566

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

4chanX Catbox userscript, AI generated images, Catbox Scripts, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Legacy, LoRA Checklist, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI wiki, PixelPlay, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, stable diffusion, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, We Need To Go Deeper Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the world of VTuber AI-generated images! Join us on this wild adventure as we explore the depths of virtual reality and create the most outrageous VTuber XL Loras you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy resources like VTuber LoRAs, LoRA checklists, and even an EF+HLL guide for all your VTuber modeling needs. And don’t forget about our VTuber Prompt List for when you need some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have catbox scripts, hypernetworks, and models galore. Plus, our GPU performance data will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of VTuber AI-generated images on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

account blocked, Account.., ATM mode, bank account, Banking, banking services, blocked, building, Castles, customer service, Cyber Security, Diamond, financial institution, Frustration, login attempts, Minecraft, modern technology, MONEY, new password, new pin, ONLINE, online banking, online security, SECURITY, smp, tech-savvy, technology issues, Zoomer

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	139

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!