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InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2146

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6204
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	808	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Votes:	9990
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	444711	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!