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TipsyCraft

alcohol, AUTHORITY, Behavior, consequences, control, Decision making, DOMINANCE, Drunk, Ego, Impaired, influence, inhibition, intoxication, Limit, Manipulation, power, self-control, Small, social dynamics, TipsyCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join us on our server where the smallest amount of power can turn even the meekest player into a wild party animal!

We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!

CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanMexCraft, donald trump, economic policy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, international trade, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, political tensions, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade relations, trade war, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	7756	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Animals Bred:	55
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

HighCraftSILsNFriends

Beach, clubbing, Communication, Drinking, Fiance, Friends, getting high, HighCraftSILsNFriends, judgment, partying, peer pressure, recreational drug use, relationships, Self-expression, sister-in-law, smoking weed, socializing, Trust, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6313	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP

Boredom, digital addiction, digital age, discussion, Entertainment, forum, internet, late night, Minecraft, online activity, Online Community, procrastination, reddit, RedditOnASatNight, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, social media, socializing, Technology, time wasting, virtual interaction, virtual socializing, weekend

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53
Void Gems Collected:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

TrumpCraft2020

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, democratic values, General strike, government accountability, grassroots movement, political activism, political change, Political protest, political resistance, protest, public demonstration, resistance, resistance movement, social change, social justice, solidarity, Trump administration, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, canada news, CraftyCanuck, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, global trade, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, North America, political news, retaliatory tariffs, Server, tariff announcement, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade relations, trade war, U.S. goods, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9923	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6111	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!

TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

border relations, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic policy, foreign policy, Import Taxes, international relations, Mexican, mexico, NAFTA, North America, orders, political decisions, president, retaliatory, TacoCraft, tariff, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, U.S, united states, Wars

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	268959
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽