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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	85	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7115	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ores Mined:	2137	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crops Grown:	8854	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2490
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	1539
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Towns Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	9812	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!