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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!
