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The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

EcoTechGeopolis Minecraft Server

20th Century, 21st century, China, cold war, Competition, Economic, economic growth, EcoTechGeopolis, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, international relations, military power, Minecraft, political landscape, rival, Server, SUPERPOWER, technological, threat, trade war, US interests, USSR

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8844
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	1170	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind more than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the biggest threat isn’t the Ender Dragon, but deciding between the USSR and China as your rival!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against the mighty USSR, with their redstone-powered tanks and communist zombies ready to take over the blocky world. Or take on the challenge of battling against 21st century China, with their high-tech gadgets and panda armies that will stop at nothing to dominate the server.

With intense geopolitical battles and economic showdowns, our server will keep you on your toes as you navigate through alliances and betrayals to come out on top. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the biggest threats in Minecraft history!

NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, Appointment, asian, back pain, Feels, health benefits, holistic healing, knots, lit, MASSAGE, muscle tension, needlecraft, needles, oil rub, pain relief, Relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation therapy, smp, stress relief, Therapy, traditional chinese medicine, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8769	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft!

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

PeevedPigCraft

BIAS, cultural expectations, discrimination, Double Standard, equality, Fairness, Frustration, gender bias, Gender Roles, Hypocrisy, injustice, PeevedPigCraft, pet peeve, prejudice, racial bias, Social Issues, social justice, societal double standards., societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of double standards ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all double standards from existing! That’s right, no more unfair treatment or hypocrisy here. Our server is a magical place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us and experience a world where everything is upside down and inside out, but in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only standard is fun!

CitizensCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, bangladesh, Citizens, CitizensCraft, coexistence, Community, Condemnation, Country, extremism, heinous, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Minorities, Muhammad Yunus, Peace, religious freedom, Server, social justice, solidarity, Terrorism, tolerance, Unity, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of unicorns and ride them into battle against evil creepers! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just waiting for you to explore. our community is full of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to new lands! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the adventure begin!

Sinwar’s Block Party

BLOCK, ceasefire deal, cnn, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, negotiations, Palestinian, Party, peace talks, political leader, regional stability, SECURITY, Sinwars, Truce, violence, War Crimes, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	68941
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1008	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas head yahya sinwar seeking ceasefire deal with creepers and zombies! why join? because our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to be friends with us. we have diamond armor for days and you can ride on a pig while shooting arrows at skeletons. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands. join now and let’s build a world where even the most hardcore players will be like, “woah, this is some next level stuff.” let’s goooooo!

CraftyOlympics

competition farewell, CraftyOlympics, end of an era, future events, global competition., historic event, international athletes, last ever, memorable moments, Olympic farewell, olympic games, Olympic legacy, Olympic memories, Olympic nostalgia, sporting milestones, sporting tradition, sports enthusiasts, sports fans, sports history, watching sports, world stage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

join dis server if u wanna be part of da last ever olympic games but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs doin gymnastics, creepers doin synchronized swimming, and endermen doin high jump!!! it’s gonna be a blast, u won’t even realize it’s the last one until it’s over!!! so come join da fun and be part of history in da making!!!

Eclipse SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to Eclipse SMP! It is an exciting crossplay-server with custom items and rewards for voting. Join and find out more! Please join discord for whitelist, we will turn it off at 500 members!

EclipseSMPS5.endercloud.tech:36187

FelipeMC

Adventures, Community, compete, Connect, Create, creative building, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Economy, FelipeMC, friendly environment, gameplay, Journey, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, Rewards, Server, Staff, Survival, Unique Events, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Votes:	3829	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9806

Our Minecraft server offers a vibrant community and a diverse gameplay experience, featuring custom features, unique events, and a friendly environment for players of all levels. Whether you’re into survival, creative building, or mini-games, our server provides everything you need to enjoy endless adventures. With regular updates, active staff, and exciting rewards, it’s the perfect place to connect, compete, and create. Join us and start your journey today!

play.felipefogaca.net:25587

DefinitelyNotSketchy Semi-Vanilla LGBTQ+ Friendly Whitelisted Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like Server

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Communication, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Hermitcraftlike, java, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestions, Updates, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Information
TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
Seasons
Season 12 released on the 2nd of August, which is hosted on 1.21. Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.
Why should you join us?
Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
Mini Seasons
To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June. Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
Discord
Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply here. Read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

When was the server established?

The server was established in 2018.

How long do seasons typically last?

Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length.

What are the benefits of joining the server?

Benefits include servers hosted in North America, Discord to Minecraft chat, Simple Voice Chat integration, Suggestion forums, private ticket system, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events like Dragon Fights, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini seasons?

Yes, to bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons that last around a month.

Is being on Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server.

Are there any images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.