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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9122 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 105 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
