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BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	8155	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1501
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	381516
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).