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BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3501
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	179	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dimension Hops:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8714
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	3681
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	625
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7089	Void Armor Forged:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!