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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2579 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of our server!