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CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	972333	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6336	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	4903

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	5805	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	3940
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Votes:	1291	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6738

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!