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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7282 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!