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Hawt Opinions Minecraft SMP Shooter

controversial, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, education, Ethics, female school shooters, gender stereotypes, gun control, Hawt, Media portrayal, mental health, Minecraft, Opinions, Psychology, public opinion, Safety, school shootings, Shooter, smp, societal issues, violence, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7442	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky throne.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who has the best pixel art or who can build the most ridiculous rollercoaster. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals another player’s diamonds – it’s like a soap opera but with more TNT.

Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most controversial opinions are accepted with open arms. So if you think female school shooters are hawt, you’ll fit right in! Just be prepared for some heated debates in the chat.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where anything is possible – even finding true love with a villager. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, then you might regret it a little).

Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer, breathalyzer check, Buenos Aires, controversy, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic scandal, foreign affairs, government officials, international diplomacy, international law, Kremlin, legal challenge, legal dispute, legal violation, Officials, political tension, protocol breach, russia, VIOLATION, Vodka

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

MedievalMC

Cosmetics, cross-platform, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, custom furniture, custom textures, Default Client, Economy, family friendly, Lag-free, Land Claims, Leaderboards, LEVELLING, Llama Party, MCMMO, MedievalMC, Party Support, PvP, Rankup System, Rtp, Safe, smp, Vote Rewards

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

MedievalMC Server Overview

Server IP	hub.medievalmc.co
Discord	discord.gg/survival

Gameplay:

Custom Textures: At MedievalMC we take great pride in what our resource pack brings to the server. From custom furniture to custom bosses we have it all, turning your vanilla minecraft Gameplay into something you’ve never seen before all in the default client!

We pride ourselves as having our Survival (SMP) Server being 100% Family Friendly and safe.

Key Features:

PVP Disabled by default
McMMO with Party support
Unique leveling and rankup system to earn cosmetics and other special items
Fun balanced economy through different gameplay routes
Land claims to protect you from griefers
Lag-free experience
Safe and friendly space for all
RTP
Vote rewards with a special Llama party!
Competitive Leaderboards to gain special rewards
All NEW custom fishing!
Custom Bosses with Custom Models!
Custom Dungeons to play through!

Cross-Platform:

MedievalMC supports all platforms using the details below

JAVA: hub.medievalmc.co

Bedrock: bedrock.medievalmc.co Port: 19132

Chronicle Quest 1.21

Adventure, Amberground, Anime, chapter 37, Chronicle, FANTASY, Gauche Suede, Hiroyuki Asada, Hodai Franklin, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Delivery, long tail, Manga, Quest, Reverse, SHONEN, storytime, Supernatural, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding on rainbow-colored llamas.

Join our server for a chance to battle evil witches with your trusty pet chicken by your side.

Explore mysterious dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests overflowing with enchanted cookies.

But beware, because in this world, even the trees have eyes and the rivers flow with liquid gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on a wild adventure together in the land of Chapter 37:Hodai Franklin!

Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

A.I, Bing, Bing High, Broad, Broad Focused Thread, catbox, desuarchive, Discord, Focused, hailuoai, HIGH, Image Creation, Klingai, long tail tags, lumalabs, microsoft, Minecraft, sekret klub, smp, Song Creation, SUNO, Thread, thread theme, Trash, Udio, video creation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

MineHabitz – Digging for Success!

Consistency, daily routine, Digging, discipline, goal-setting, Gratitude, habit formation, healthy living, mental health, mindfulness, MineHabitz, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, infinite world, long-term world, minecraft server, never wipe, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player freedom, player interaction, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Survival, unique concept, unlimited possibilities, Unrestricted Gameplay, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

152.228.223.195:2051

LAND OF OOoo SMP

Active, Adventure, bedrock, Builds, collaborate, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creations, Discord, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Land, long term, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, oooo, Realm, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	950	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Survival Realm
Age Requirement	18+
Community Size	Growing with decently active players
Goals	Looking for long term players to create memories together

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement for this server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Is the server active and how often do players play?

A: The server has decently active players and is looking for long term players. We support players having a life outside the game.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/urNW2xkPNU

EchoCraftRealm 1.20

#0, 50-100%, ai, dubs, EchoCraftRealm, face, filtered, fwb, gf, Mirror Game, OC, post, quads, Raw, so, Thread, Trips, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9065	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as posting pics of your GF/Wife/fWB/SO on 4chan? Join our server for a chance to win big if you roll DUBS! Post your pics and if you get DUBS, you gotta post them again at 0% but if you get TRIPS, we’ll post the original pic for you! And if you hit QUADS, well, your girl is now ours! It’s a crazy ride full of surprises and questionable decisions, just like your love life. Join now and let the chaos begin!

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

abandonment, abandonment issues, BETRAYAL, crying, DESERTED, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, doesnt, emotional, Frustration, Going, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, let down, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, missing out, Sadness, Show, smp, sorrow, unmet expectations, world’s end, worlds

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	2724
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.