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SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	9044	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	86117
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!