Gramm Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Votes:	5412
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	114	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	195	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5371
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!