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Gozaru’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited building powers and the ability to ride a pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where brave players can test their skills by riding the dragon through a fiery obstacle course.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Goodbye Gozaru, hello epicness!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Farms Harvested:	475
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	4626	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	468	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	702	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	3865
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1915
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).