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CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2987	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crops Grown:	6387
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	116

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

1.12, Adventure, advertising, building, Community, Creative, FontWorld, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, top 1, Videos, virtual world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

advice, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Decision making, diamonds, Dilemma, Dirt, emotions, Girlfriend, Honesty, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, relationships, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

Advanced technology, China, Chinese innovation, chinese military, CIWS, defense industry, defense system, defense technology, deny, firepower, global superpower, gunshot sound, innovation, Land, military capabilities, military equipment, military sound effects, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, smp, sound effects, weapon systems, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, Blockheads, book review, bookworm, Conclusion, Crafty, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, finished, Impression, Literature, Minecraft, Opinions, Rating, reaction, reading, Recommendation, Reflection, review, Server, Summary, Thoughts

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

Christian, christian influencers, christian vlogging, Christianity, digital ministry, faith community, faith-based content, faith-based entertainment, Holycraft, Minecraft, online evangelism, online personalities, online videos, religious content, religious creators, smp, spiritual influencers, virtual avatars, virtual content creators., virtual personalities, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YouTube Creators

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chasca, Chasca Web Event, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, gig, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, The Meaning of Flight, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2883
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!