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TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous

Communication, grammar, Language, linguistics, Nervous, sentence construction, Sentence Structure, sentence tense, Syntax, TENSE, tense adjustment, tense alteration, tense change, tense effect, tense impact, tense manipulation, tense modification, tense shift, tense variation, TenseCraft, verb tense, verbs, Writing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	4799	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1219

so, listen up gamers! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better join our server cuz we got flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! yea, u heard me right! not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword! if u can defeat the chicken, u will be crowned the king of the server and get a free lifetime supply of virtual cookies! so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most intense minecraft adventure of your life!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Votes:	7310

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, book series, Cliffhanger, confusion, creepy, discussion, goosebumps, goosebumps books, GooseCraft, Horror, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, R.L. Stine, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thread, Thriller, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4619	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7221
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Votes:	273
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Emeralds Found:	6682	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

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”LameCraft Server”

boring characters, comedic duds, comedic failures, comedic flops, dull characters, humorless, humorless cast, humorless figures, humorless individuals, humorless roles, lacking humor, LameCraft, not funny, Server, unamusing, unentertaining characters, unfunny actors, unfunny characters, unfunny performances, unfunny personalities, uninspiring characters

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!