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FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Agencies, bureaucracy, bureaucratic mess, Corruption, FDA, FDAFreeCraft, Government, government agencies, government inefficiency, government waste, Incompetence, ineffective, ineffective policies, inefficiency, Minecraft, oversight, red tape, Regulation, regulatory bodies, Server, useless, useless regulations, Waste of Money

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	495
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ores Mined:	740
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4716	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Dragons Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Farms Harvested:	133
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	222559	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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