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FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	200
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3178
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	1495

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!