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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1317 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
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