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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	6222
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Armor Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3106	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Votes:	2408

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥