GOTHWITCH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	5992
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4974	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	945	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	200676
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!