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Pixel Warrior Fitness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crops Grown:	7418	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	4505	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	968
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	171
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1001
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5482
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	New Chunks Explored:	133596
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Divine Spears Created:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!