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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8803 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?