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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5878 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.