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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1421 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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