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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7251 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8511 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).
But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!
