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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1040 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4382 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!
