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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8198	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	268	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2987
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	4397
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.