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VxV Prominence

Connect, curse forge, Curseforge, Custom Profile, Download, FTB, Fun, game launch, Gaming, import profile, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, Play, Server, Survival, virtue3d, VxV Prominence, Zip Folder

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	5358	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

How to Join: 1. Download and then Open curse forge 2. Go to minecraft – my modpacks 3. Click on +Create Custom Profile 4. Download this zip folder: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15f9Y81CV1MKvQNXz4i3jLI4fEPvPE0bW/view?usp=sharing 5. select import a previously created profile 6. Find the zip file you just downloaded. Select that. 7. Launch the game 8. Connect to the IP: 50.20.207.121:25566 or virtue3d.modded.fun

50.20.207.121:25566

Save the SMP, Vanilla Style but Buffed Up for Your Satisfaction!

#announcement, 1.8, apply, Buffed, Chill, Community, Discord, Friends, Fun, group, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Nostalgia SMP, old nether, old PVP, PvP, Relaxing, satisfaction, Save, Server, smp, Style, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Votes:	7424	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Nostalgia SMP Server Overview

Name	Nostalgia SMP
Focus	Chill and relaxing SMP experience
Version	Minecraft 1.8
Features	Original nether, old PVP

FAQ

How can I join Nostalgia SMP?

To apply, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there.

What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nostalgia SMP?

Nostalgia SMP focuses on creating a community of players who enjoy a chill and relaxing SMP experience. The server encourages cooperation and building rather than PVP.

Are there any specific rules on Nostalgia SMP?

Yes, please refer to the rules section in our Discord server for a complete list of rules that all players must follow.

Is griefing allowed on Nostalgia SMP?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players are encouraged to respect each other’s builds and creations.

MangaCraft Server

answer, CHANGE, Character, character status, creator, doubt, Manga, manga character, Manga community, manga creator, manga fan, manga plot, manga question, manga series, manga storyline, MangaCraft, Mind, Possibility, question.., Server, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	4811	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to ask the creator of your favorite manga if their characters are virgins. Will you succeed in changing their mind or will you be forever doomed to wonder? Only on our server will you find such outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

CleanCraft, cleaning, community maintenance, content moderation, digital cleanliness, digital decluttering, digital janitor, forum management, forum organization, forum tidiness, internet cleanup, internet hygiene, Minecraft, Moderation, online cleaning, online forum, online sanitation, Server, TIDYING, trash posts, trash removal, virtual community, virtual space

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of sifting through all the trash posts on /v/? Well, fear not, because I have swept in like a Minecraft cleaning wizard to make it clean and tidy for you! Join our server and experience the joy of a clutter-free /v/ where only the dankest memes and juiciest gaming discussions reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blesses every player who joins with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a pig into battle. So come on in and let’s clean up this virtual mess together!

CraftyCleanFILNoob

aita, big boy, church group, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyCleanFILNoob, disrespectful behavior., elder care, family conflict, family dynamics, family stress, father in-law, Fil, helpless, meal prep, meal train, rocky relationship, sils, Traditionalist, ungrateful, vacation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Star Shards Collected:	56	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

BlockyBrainz Minecraft Server

BlockyBrainz, childhood anecdotes, childhood beliefs, childhood credulity, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood whims, funny memories, Minecraft, naive thoughts, Server, silly misconceptions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us for a chance to dig your way to China and experience the wonders of the Great Wall while fighting off creepers with chopsticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency. Trade with them for rare items and uncover the truth behind their bacon obsession.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Build a house out of gummy bears and fend off zombie gingerbread men in this sugary sweet land.

So come on down to our server and let your childhood fantasies run wild! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Guilt, healthy sexuality, hypersexuality, managing urges, mental health, relationships, seeking help, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, sexual activities, shame, stigma, support groups, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your insatiable appetite for all things naughty in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let your hypersexual flag fly high! Join us and indulge in all your wildest fantasies, from building phallic-shaped structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. And don’t worry about feeling guilty, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to help you work through any post-activity remorse. So come on, join us and let your inner perv out to play!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, complains, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Help, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations, Vladimir Putin, War, world news

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

KremlinCraft: East vs West

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, downgrading relations, east, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, nato, political tensions, russia, sanctions, united states, Vladimir Putin, West, world news

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved

SerotoninCraft: Empathy Edition

autism intervention, Autism Spectrum Disorder, drug effects, Edition, Empathy, empathy behaviors, empathy enhancement, mdma, MDMA research, MDMA therapy, mental health, mice study, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, PTSD treatment, serotonin effects, serotonin modulation, serotonin release, serotonin release mechanism, SerotoninCraft, therapeutic potential, therapeutic use

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	8408
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	74	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE FEELS? WELL, WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS LIKE TAKING MDMA BUT WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS (DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS).

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.

SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!