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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5082 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 178 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3448 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9538 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!