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VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

being cared for, brainwashed by media, dehumanizing men, emotional intimacy, feeling loved, feeling sexy, gender equality, Gender Roles, given orgasms, humblebraggers, male vulnerability, Media influence, Minecraft, self worth, self-acceptance, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, trooning out, vicarious role, VicariousVillager

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Alien Abductions:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!

BagCraft: Designer Drama

affordability, BagCraft, bills, birthday gift, clothes shopping, DAUGHTER, Designer, designer bag, different budgets, Drama, Jealousy, life stages, luxury, matching bags, mini me, MONEY, parenting, playdate group, Purse, Show off, social dynamics, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	297
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6196	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a block of dirt? Well, look no further than our server, where we guarantee a purse-free gaming experience!

Join us and escape the real world where matching crossbody bags cause chaos and tears. Our server is a place where kids can’t tell the difference between a designer bag and a pixelated block – because who needs expensive accessories when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about budget differences and purse envy, on our server, the only thing you’ll be showing off is your epic builds and redstone contraptions. So come join us and leave the purse drama behind – because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing that matters is having a creeper-free day!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6490	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crops Grown:	9451
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Animals Bred:	174	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

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PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.