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The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8090
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

Claims, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCrafterz, Crime Scene, extremist group, FESTIVAL, German, hunt, investigation, is.., ISuspectNoOne, knife attack, law enforcement, manhunt, Police, Public Safety, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect search, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

cat behavior in media, Cats, cats behavior, cats in cinema, cats in entertainment, cats in film, cats in media, cats in motion pictures, cats in movies, cats in popular culture, cats in shows, cats in television, cats in television shows, cats in tv series, cats on screen, crazy stuff, CrazyCatCraft, feline actors, movies, TV series

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

ancient architecture, Ancient Builders, Ancient civilization, ancient civilization skills, ancient construction, ancient engineering., ancient knowledge, ancient technology, archaeological discovery, architectural principles, Farmers, geology, Geometry, herders, historical site, Neolithic, PHYSICS., prehistoric, southern Spain, stone chamber, StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Event, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

MineCraftMayhem

addiction, bad decisions, career mistakes, criminal activity, destructive behavior, easiest way to ruin life, financial ruin, impulsive decisions, irresponsible actions, lack of self-care, mental health neglect, MinecraftMayhem, negative consequences, poor choices, poor judgment, ruining relationships, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, substance abuse, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2480	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Farms Harvested:	856	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Adani Power, bangladesh, blocktopia, business dealings, economic relations, electricity demand, energy crisis, Energy Sector, energy supply, financial liabilities, financial news, financial obligations, financial transactions, infrastructure development, international trade, Minecraft, outstanding payments, overdue payments, power generation, renewable energy, Server, unpaid dues, utility bills

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more unpaid dues than Adani Power from Bangladesh 😂 our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness 🤣 we have diamonds for days, so many diamonds that even Herobrine is jealous 👀 join now and become a part of our crazy community where we build giant statues of Steve riding a pig 🐷💎🔥 #minecraftgoals #joinusnow

StabCraft: ISIS Edition

CounterTerrorism, Edition, extremist group, extremist violence, fatal stabbings, germany, global terrorism, international news, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, radical ideology, radicalization, RESPONSIBILITY, security threat, Solingen, StabCraft, Terrorism, terrorist attack, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Yo, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s so epic that even the Islamic State wants in on the action! They claimed responsibility for some stabbings in Germany, but don’t worry, they’re just trying to distract from how awesome this server is.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like building a giant rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon or battling a dragon made out of cheese. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, if ISIS is interested, you know it’s gotta be good. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!